I walked into my room tonight which has a bathroom attached to it.  I thought I heard someone in the shower but the door was open so I called out, "Who's in there??"  Isaac replied' "It's me! I'm using the bathroom!"  A few seconds later he walks out with one of those looks that only Isaac can make and said, "Caley.  'It' was SO big I thought 'it' was going to explode...! 'It' was like a...bomb!"  I laughed so hard.  What a kid.
Aaand my iPod seems to be unharmed.  Yay!!  So glad. :)