The people I'm living with are so nice. Seriously, they really are. Always polite and considerate, always saying kind things about people... I thought, "Hey! Maybe that will rub off on me and I'll be a nicer person."
Then I laughed. No way! This just means that all my fabulously clever sarcastic remarks are going to keep getting built up, until I unleash them on the world.
Sorry people. But...I can't just let them go to waste now can I? ;)