Too funny not to share-
"Soooo big news! (for you anyways) (a friend) got this app on his phone that calculates a couple's compatibility merely by typing in their names. ---- and I got a whopping 51% (lameSAUCE!) and every one else we put in got 50% or less, but you my friend! According to this all-knowing app, you and Micah Kelly are a 97% match! No joke. We died laughing at you. 😊"